As the unfortunate recipient of a mal-ware virus this weekend which turned my otherwise innocent laptop into a hub of every porn site known to man, including the oddly named, “porno.org,” which implies that there in a non-profit organization that wants to help you find “hot young gay sex”. Needless to say, I came to […]
Oh Europeans, you and your crazy little quirks. Like your teeth and your smell and your love for disgusting foods like liver and tripe and your driving on the wrong side, no not the left side, the WRONG side of the road. And did you guys know that there was an octopus- I’m sorry, an […]
Calling all mathematicians! The world needs your help! I’m sure you’ve been feeling neglected and overlooked these days what with the biologists and physicists getting all the nerd-fame and nerd-glory from the oil spill and the LHC, so I have a job for you. I need you to figure out the equation that will solve the […]
After much scientific research, I have come to the theory that the vuvuzela sucks in 48 ways (so far). Reasons 1 through 46 are all related to the horrific, mind-numbing noise they make. Reason 47 is they have spawned a whole new breed of un-funny, psuedo-racist memes. Reason 48 is, yep, you guessed it, DRUG […]
Boy oh boy, the world cup really inspires the sexual drive of women, huh? First that Paraguay beauty offers to run naked in the streets (thanks, Paraguay World Cup team, for ruining that one) and now Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden has taken the promise further — she says she will give BJs to every […]
Everyone knows that Fourth of July isn’t complete unless someone blows off a finger. Check the chart below to see your state’s stance on the general public being allowed to hold explosive devices after 17 beers. PS– I don’t know what “safe and sane” fireworks they’re talking about, but you can’t even find a decent […]
Not that I’ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom’s basement. I’m […]
A few weeks ago BCU reported on the news that English World Cup team was forbidden from hooking up with their WAGs (wives and girlfriends) due to debaucherous partying and distracting behaviors in 2006. It gave us at BCU the impression that maybe these ladies are a little bit… well, inconsiderate, perhaps. Then we looked […]
Yesterday marked the 70th day of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. With each day that passes, more animals are killed, more ecosystems are destroyed, more Americans are losing jobs in the seafood industry. 5,000 (WTF) barrels of oil a day are pumped into ocean, like some someone popped the cork off a bottle of […]
Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union’s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples’ lives in danger. HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. The time: Last Wednesday The place: New […]
