Ah yes, college keggers. Nothing says “I’m working to further my education so as to become a productive member of society” than 250 people chugging cheap beer, watching chicks making out in a corner, and waking up in your own urine. Sarcastic as that may be, let’s be honest — we’ve all done […]
Remember that post yesterday about how women are leading “Sexually Disadvantaged Men” like stray sheep into believing they aren’t terrible* in bed? Well, apparently I did not read the report thoroughly enough, or I’d have had GREAT news instead of having to tell you AWFUL news. According to the report, “compared to the figures from […]
this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don’t think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have […]
We all love our grandparents. They’re wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our shame arsenal, and are usually purveyors of those hard butterscotch candies that no one else seems to like, but damn I love ’em. However, a new study has been released that seems to imply that old people, […]
If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, “do whatever you want with this money, no one will ever know,” I’d like to say that I’d put half into a savings account and like, I dunno, make a down payment on a house with the other half? Who knows. Maybe I’d go […]
Friday Friday Friday! It’s Friday, everyone, which means one of two things: 1) you’re psyching yourself up for the weekend ahead, looking for awesome things to do, excited to make some summer memories and then after a couple more drinks forget them, or 2) are woefully sick with some disgusting bug and feel like you […]
BCU is a glass-half-full type of group. We like to think positive and have fun and enjoy the little things. However, sometimes life just sucks balls and nothing seems to go your way, and you just wanna talk about the bad things in life. So on this mind-numbingly hot Tuesday in August, we bring you […]
Uh oh. The US unemployment rate is about to take another dip, guys, because the “Tiger Woods Peen-Sucker and Tabloid Fodder” committee, which has for the past 6 years employed 80 to 90% of the country’s ho-hos is gonna have lay off all its employees. That’s right, girls*, you’ll have to find another […]
Discovery Channel’s show “Strange Sex” is one of those shows that you don’t want to to watch, and have no intention of watching, until you’re flipping through the digital cable menu and there it is, nestled in between QVC’s Ode to Sequins and a Two and a Half Men marathon. And since you already have […]
Remember a couple weeks ago when Snooki (UGH already) was arrested on the beach for looking, sounding, and smelling like the walking Black Plague of Jaeger Shots? According to the AP, Prosecutors said at a hearing Wednesday that they will add the charge of annoying people on a beach to the two others the MTV […]
