You: “Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-… wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that’s sort of really weird. That angle is just… and her boob is sort of… but I guess, I mean whatever she’s- wait wait WAIT THAT IS FAT GIRL’S ARM.
What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days?
People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY […]
You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, “Clinton, who’ll […]
It’s when I hear news like this that I get very sad that we live in the world’s most obese country. And that an overwhelming majority of our politicians are bloated, balding, 65 year old white men. According to news reports, Polish singer Sara May (AKA Katarzyna Szczolek) is running for office in Warsaw, and […]
Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don’t know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don’t understaaaand! Not unlike the invention of the lightbulb, this new addition to the BCU feature set is an unprecedented blog post […]
Hey, I’m the first to admit that sometimes “The Urge” comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, “popping one off.” That’s one of the many times it’s extremely convenient to have a booty call waiting, because you can give them a ring (or send a booty call […]
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be […]
Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this. So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI irony? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, […]
