dilligaf-rants.blogspot.com I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. A FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD man castrates his SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD daughter’s FIFTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD boyfriend. So many different types of sevens that shouldn’t be in the same sentence together, but it’s true: In Germany (of course Germany) recently, Helmut Seifert received an anonymous phone call that his teen […]
Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks’ founder Julian Assange’s past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for “sexual assault” (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the […]
Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single. The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday night, when she was arrested for allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue and injuring his junk […]
There are many, many things I would do for $5,000. Some of which are potentially illegal and would reflect poorly upon me as a person but oh well cause FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. This winter, we’re excited to announce that we’re straight up GIVING AWAY $5,000 in prizes to the people who can make the most […]
OBC is making national news once again, with our own BCU’s Celebrity Dream Booty Call survey hitting the press. The results were surprising to most, as sports stars stayed near the bottom while the singers and goofy entertainers jumped up to the top! Check out the full release at BusinessWire.
Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we […]
You: “Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-… wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that’s sort of really weird. That angle is just… and her boob is sort of… but I guess, I mean whatever she’s- wait wait WAIT THAT IS FAT GIRL’S ARM.
What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days?
People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that this is the first time a person expressed their irritation at another human being by PERMANENTLY […]
You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, “Clinton, who’ll […]
