I frequently try and scour my memory to remember what life was like before the internet, before cell phones and text messaging and dating sites and Facebook. It’s basically impossible. It’s like trying to remember being born. However, I can occasionally take the time to remind myself how flat-out CRAZY some people on the internet […]
There have been many great battles in our history. David vs Goliath… Ali vs Frazier… Dr. Pepper vs Mr. Pibb. However, it has been a long while since a neck and neck competition such as this has graced our world and it is up to us as the watchful public to decide who takes home […]
Being that this blog is generally centered around sex and celeb gossip and the occasional poop joke, you might not take us very seriously when it comes to real, hard-hitting news. However, in my year or so writing for BCU we have experiences a handful of undeniably terrifying natural disasters including the 2010 Haiti and […]
Have you ever noticed how “research groups” are always coming out with new “studies” that show exactly what their intended audience wants to hear? Like “going out and getting drunk might actually make you live longer!” or “cookies make you better in bed!” We’re pretty sure that usually those studies are secretly backed by the […]
I think it’s hilarious that in an age where we have movies like Inside Man and The Town and other awesome criminal mastermind movies, that the only stories I ever hear about criminals is when they’re doing something that not even my 12 year old brother would think made sense. The last few weeks have […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
There is a “stereotype” that African-American movie-goers tend to be more “vocal” during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. […]
Just when you thought that Charlie Sheen took the cake for the nuttiest weirdo out there, you find out about Reverend Grant Storms, the vehemently anti-gay Christian pastor from Louisiana, was found outside a children’s playground masturbating in his van. According to the Huffington Post, two women spotted him looking a little suspicious by the […]
It’s time for another edition of “Stories Behind the Crime Report.“ Meet Rodney Knight. A DC resident and aspiring party-planner, Rodney thought it would be a great idea to let the local residents know the excitement and fun that he could bring to a surprise birthday party (because surprise parties, of course, are the best […]
TOO… MANY… JOKES. CAN NOT… PICK. The DOMAINfest Global Conference hosted by the Playboy Mansion on February 3rd has caused some rather… unfortunate yields this week, as an outbreak of the disease legionellosis has officially sickened 170 attendees. The disease, which is known for “symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some […]
