Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria’s Secret models can’t speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I […]
So, looks like pictures of war victims with their faces’ blown off are A-OK for a college newspaper, but a photo of a dude simulating going down on a girl WITH NO NAUGHTY BITS OR FACES showing is absolute filth and an abomination to the college. So says the staff of the University of North […]
In what is simultaneously awesome and sorta kinda douche-ville, we recently learned of a viral story about a USC Kappa Sigma member who was photographed having VERY public sex. As in, “on the edge at the top of the highest building on campus during a massive sorority philanthropy event in broad daylight” public. The nameless […]
2011 began as year of the public brawl. It was a risky moment in fight-fashion (fightshon?) and for the first several weeks we were quite shocked by how many people were rocking the new fad. Unfortunately, public brawls began to flood the market. Every other day someone else was backhanding someone else on the subway […]
When it comes down to the actual performance in each of these two following videos, I think it’s pretty obvious who takes the title of Weirdest Video of the Day. However, when you think about the concept beHIND the video, it might be a little bit more difficult to decide who wins. I mean we […]
In a world where we are just constantly bombarded by WTF, in the shape of dancing dogs and partly-retarded 100% retarded criminals, I have noticed that I have become partially numbed to the WTF. “Oh, you have a squirrel that can jet ski? That is SO 1998. Find me a one-legged squirrel that raised a […]
Is it just me or are criminals getting dumber by the day? Like, exponENtially dumber, right? Like when was the last time a headline said, “Expert Genius Criminal Pulls Off Phenomenally Difficult Heist And Gets Away With It And Does Nothing Dumb The Entire Time”? OH WAIT, BERNIE MADOFF (HEY-OHHHH, SOMEWHAT OUTDATED TOPICAL JOKE!). But […]
Just when I thought we had the most intense competition of all time (Great wall of Vagina vs Bomb Squad Vibrator) I cam across these two delightful news stories just this morning. It’s like someone is smiling down on me and saying, “no, my child, it gets worse. Trust me.” So we have Karin Mackaliunas […]
Imagine you are working a 911 dispatch center, and a guy calls, and he’s in so much pain that he can barely speak, and you’re like, “9-1-1 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?” and he’s like, “MY… MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE… SHE DID SOMETHING.” And then you’re like, “okay sir, you have to tell me what’s wrong […]
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
