I think we’ve all come to the realization that even if you’re not falling off the platform and getting brutally run over by it, the NYC subway is a terrifying place. Whether you’re getting molested by a racist naked guy or getting attacked by a dog-sized rat or witnessing a grown-ass man put a rat […]
Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the ‘Teach Me How to Dougie’ dance and its song’s catchy chorus, so it’s with a sad heart that we report singer Montae Talbert, aka MBone of Cali Swag District is dead at the young age of 22. Although […]
Ah Texas. This state, if you ask me, falls just after Florida and Arizona in the “States That Should Secede Because They Are The Worst” category. Sure, they might not have goat-rapist and might not have created a new Third Reich, but they did just try and pass a law that would allow the public […]
It’s been a while since San Diego decided to pass its controversial Prop D, which banned consumption of alcoholic beverages on the sands of our many beaches. It feels like just yesterday, though, because we are still pissed. Especially because the debacle that lead to that proposition getting on the ballot was absolutely, positively, no […]
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it’s really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on […]
Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I’d like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style – storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were […]
Annnnnd we’re back with this week’s dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you’re like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here’s what you missed: “Bath Salts” are the street name for a substance […]
You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can’t go back to my normal life at night. And no matter what I […]
I got really addicted to the show ‘Heavy’ last season on A&E. Like its predecessor, Intervention, Heavy provided for me an hour of entertainment that was not just gross, shocking, and somewhat disturbing, but also strangely comforting. Something like “well at least I’m not THAT bad,” as I broke into my second box of […]
Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
