HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college’s database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. […]
In “Even Memorial Day Weekend Can Be a Death Trap” news, Sean Kingston (best known for his hit song “Beautiful Girls”) was nearly killed in a an accident this weekend while riding a jet ski with a 23-year-old woman. Based on reports, it seems as though Sean accidentally rode his jet ski into the Palm […]
If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, […]
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Re: this, this, this, this, these things, and this. OH AND THIS.) I’m going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.
You know how sometimes you’re on a plane, and you’re sitting next to an eighteen year old girl, and you’re like, ‘oh man, I really gotta pop one off right now or I won’t be able to enjoy this showing of Maid in Manhattan‘, so you pull out your penis on a crowded flight and […]
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. […]
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
While in America, people are finally realizing marriage isn’t mandatory, in China, a woman almost died for it. According to the New York post, Li-Wan, the young woman in the video above, was so heartbroken when she found out that her fiance called off their wedding that she decided to don her wedding gown and […]
Let’s take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country… back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance […]
Do you have that grandpa that you always get nervous to bring friends around, cause he might say something totally backwards and crazy and maybe a little racist or homophobic?I think we all have someone like that in the family… they provide a much needed jolt of excitement in those boring family dinners when […]
