Sometimes I think the term WTF is a little bit played out. Of all the internet abbreviations, that one is the most often exploited, especially by out-of-touch dads and teenagers afraid to cuss in front of their teachers. It might be time we come up with a new abbreviation to exemplify our collective disgust at […]
You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I […]
We spend so much time on this blog making fun of dumb criminals, and calling dumb criminals “dumb criminals” when in reality they’re probably mentally unstable displaced members of society, and lamenting the state of Florida and its retarded citizens. So this Monday morning, let’s take a different route and say “good job!” to this […]
You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like […]
Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, […]
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
You know when it’s around 12 o’clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin’ and you begin to brainstorm the many things you’d love to have for lunch? Perhaps you’ll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you’ve been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off […]
Just last week, OBC’s founder Moses Brown posed a question that made us all scratch our heads… what if Hugh Hefner’s broken engagement was all a sham? Perhaps the entire thing, from proposal to pathetic Twitter break-up announcement, was a well thought out attempt at garnering more press for Playboy magazine. To be fair, print […]
I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you’d bump into on the subway and they’d apologize. I still think that’s probably true, except in this case… Apparently this weekend the Boston Bruins beat out the Vancouver Canucks […]
I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and […]
