I went to a baby shower this weekend for a friend from high school, and it was awkward and uncomfortable in the way that none of our friends had seen each other in 6 years. SIX YEARS! So we were all clearly nervous and drinking wine just to make the time go by faster and […]
As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting […]
There is some creeper loose in Virginia who has been dubbed The Booty Slasher, for his apparent obsession with wandering around slashing women’s butts with a box cutter or razor. He was last spotted at a Fairfax Forever 21 store, which is really scary to me because that is the only store I shop at […]
Great ad placement, or greatest ad placement? You decide! To be fair – I don’t think anyone could be naive enough to believe that this ad placement wasn’t intentional, but we can give props to whatever editor got these into print, and whatever head editor let these pass inspection. Hilarious, good sirs. Hilarious.
We’ve written many posts about the dangers of the “bath salts” drug – a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California […]
MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid “dancing” in your bowl and by “dancing” I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON’T EAT THAT THING!
Have you been following the current Rupert Murdoch/News Corp scandal? Yeah, me neither. It’s like “aw boo hoo, some sickeningly rich dude might be slightly less sickeningly rich soon, WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?” However, after the video above, which shows some valiant citizen smashing a pie into Murdoch’s face in the middle of a […]
There are great headlines, and there are awesome headlines. And although the above headline is unfortunate in that it announces a human being’s death, I’m sure if the situation were reversed he’d be laughing at this too: I mean, come on, right? That is HILARIOUS. The story itself, doesn’t get any more normal – according […]
A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store. Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market […]
We’ve all been in relationships that just don’t work out. Where you’re in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can’t determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you’ve been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you […]
