Remember yesterday when I said I would probably give up a million dollars if it meant I didn’t have to ride on a terrifying water slide? Remember when I said that? Okay – new scenario. If you said “if you ride this terrifying death spiral ride one time, you DON’T have to do a slip-n-slide […]
The headline for this story was too long and complicated to attempt to squeeze into the subject box of this blog, so let me explain why this is the worst murder story ever: According to the Daily Mail, “James Kraig Kahler murdered his entire family when his request for a threesome led his wife to […]
Now this is a slightly more pleasant case against marriage than our last post – according to the NewsHerald, a Florida man (oh hooray! The Floridian Freaks are out again!) is being charged with attempted murder and felony criminal mischief for driving through the wall of a Waffle House restaurant where his wife was […]
Have you ever been to San Francisco? It’s great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn’t already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of weirdos to non-weirdos. Like, I know that everyone is inherently weird in their own way, but I […]
Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn’t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out the dummies are SURVIVING, because I just learned that a woman in Pennsylvania is […]
It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two stories about masturbation, both in equal amounts of GROSS. It’s up to you to decide who is creepier! Let’s begin. […]
If you haven’t heard, the comic book Ultimate Spider-Man has done the unthinkable – they killed off Peter Parker and replaced him with a (GASP) half-back, half-Latino kid names Miles Morales. In the comic world, this is big news. Peter Parker was a beloved character and many people are sad to see him go, even […]
(Apparently this is People-Are-Racist Day. Sorry. I don’t plan these things.) In “Fox News is Still A Racist and Pathetic Excuse for a Journalism Outlet” news, a recent headline by the “fair-and-balanced” website called President Obama’s 50th birthday party a “Hip Hop BBQ,” despite there actually being only one rapper there. According to Gawker, the […]
2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have seen some of the most glorious dumb criminals of all time in the past eight […]
I’m sorry, I should restate that – man dies from being completely sedentary and playing video games for 12 hours a day for years on end. According to this report by the BBC, Chris Staniforth, 20, died due to a condition called Deep Vein Thrombosis, which is usually caused by sitting for extremely long periods […]
