Don’t watch that video. No, really. Don’t do it. I’m serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don’t. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it […]
In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I’m really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND […]
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully… yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE […]
59-year-old George Howard is a Kentucky man of many skills. Multi-tasking, though, apparently isn’t one of them. According to The Smoking Gun, he was arrested this morning when officers pulled him over for hitting a curb, and realized that he was driving, drinking a beer, and having sex all at the same time. Now to […]
Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It’s not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are […]
How NOT to Jump Into a Pool – watch more funny videos From the “People Failing at Easy Things” Vault comes this video, which reminds us that if anything, the end of summer is the end of drunken BBQs and the horrible, horrible choices that come with them. ::SHUDDER:: TGIF, Weekend Warriors! Don’t try that […]
Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin’ fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn’t accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell […]
It’s times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons’ book and start going on missions trips to areas that don’t yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a “sexual mission trip” to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: […]
Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We’re all on the same page about that right? I mean, I’m all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the “National Enquirer” of advocacy groups at […]
It’s officially the end of summer vacation for most college students in San Diego, which was made apparent by the unusually high amount of drunk-asses parading their way through the streets of downtown this weekend. With the end of summer and the stress of classes and homework and career planning comes winter, and in my […]
