I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time […]
Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word “sex” fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or […]
I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it’s fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after […]
Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events […]
So, I don’t know if you heard, and I’m fairly positive that if you aren’t in California then you didn’t hear, but yesterday San Diego County was affected by a 15 hour blackout that left 3 million + customers without power from about 3:30pm until the wee hours of the night. For someone who never […]
I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance’s page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no […]
That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of […]
Do we even need to be arguing our stance anymore? We’ve learned that kidnapping is more likely to happen by a close relative or friend than a complete stranger, and that you’re safer in an airplane than a vehicle, can we also now accept the fact that you’re most likely to be driven insane by […]
