Mythbusters Cannonball Shot into Neighborhood
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
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Creepiest Burger King Ad Ever
No thank you.
Don’t Try and Mug an MMA Fighter
Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
The Best Headline Ever
All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can’t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it’s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple’s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is… disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old […]
Is It Racist? Church Bans Interracial Couples
Answer: yes. Hey Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church! 1960 called, they want their rampant backwards racism back. You’ve been borrowing it for way too long.
61% of Young Japanese Not in Relationships
Japan: leader in technology, architecture, and relationship ideals? According to an article at BBC, this may be the truth. According to a study performed by the country’s government, 61% of Japanese young people aged 18-35 don’t have boyfriends or girlfriends, and have many have no interest in getting into relationships. Some cited a shortage of […]
Man Gets BJ in Back of Cop Car
This is what I like to call a GIVING woman. According to TheHoustonPress, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested at a Texas Whataburger for having a stash of hydrocodone and Soma pills on them (that happened to cause their friend to pass out in a booth – hence the cops being called). Their […]
Non-Stop Strip Poker
Now this sounds like a game I want to be a part of! According to Gothamist, on Saturday the Art in General Gallery in New York City began a week-long, non-stop strip poker game. According to the article, Each day for a week, from 10:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., seven players will gather around a […]
NO THANK YOU: Porn On Planes
I recently flew home from San Francisco on a completely booked flight at 6 in the morning. I had been up partying till about an hour before my flight left, so you can guess that boarding a cold, dark airplane with a hundred other people I didn’t know at dawn was NOT pleasant. Needless to […]
NO THANK YOU: Vodka Soaked Tampons
Today is Thursday, a wonderfully amazing Thursday because not only it it (a) a holiday tomorrow, but also (b) TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL LIFT OFF TO VEGAS for the Manny Pacquaio vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend! ZIIIIING! However, my giddiness has had a temporary damper put on it by the many creepy and […]