Is It Racist? Church Bans Interracial Couples
Answer: yes. Hey Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church! 1960 called, they want their rampant backwards racism back. You’ve been borrowing it for way too long.
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61% of Young Japanese Not in Relationships
Japan: leader in technology, architecture, and relationship ideals? According to an article at BBC, this may be the truth. According to a study performed by the country’s government, 61% of Japanese young people aged 18-35 don’t have boyfriends or girlfriends, and have many have no interest in getting into relationships. Some cited a shortage of […]
Man Gets BJ in Back of Cop Car
This is what I like to call a GIVING woman. According to TheHoustonPress, Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham were arrested at a Texas Whataburger for having a stash of hydrocodone and Soma pills on them (that happened to cause their friend to pass out in a booth – hence the cops being called). Their […]
Non-Stop Strip Poker
Now this sounds like a game I want to be a part of! According to Gothamist, on Saturday the Art in General Gallery in New York City began a week-long, non-stop strip poker game. According to the article, Each day for a week, from 10:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m., seven players will gather around a […]
NO THANK YOU: Porn On Planes
I recently flew home from San Francisco on a completely booked flight at 6 in the morning. I had been up partying till about an hour before my flight left, so you can guess that boarding a cold, dark airplane with a hundred other people I didn’t know at dawn was NOT pleasant. Needless to […]
NO THANK YOU: Vodka Soaked Tampons
Today is Thursday, a wonderfully amazing Thursday because not only it it (a) a holiday tomorrow, but also (b) TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL LIFT OFF TO VEGAS for the Manny Pacquaio vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend! ZIIIIING! However, my giddiness has had a temporary damper put on it by the many creepy and […]
Man Kills Wife for Breaking His Star Wars Toys
You know, I think it’s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. It shows that they have a playful side, and that they don’t take themselves too seriously. The key words in that sentence are “silly,” “hobbies,” and “don’t take themselves too […]
White People Covering “Get Low.”
I imagine that this is what the apocalypse sounds like. I’m going back to bed.
Snakes in an ATM
GET IT? SNAKES ON A PLANE REFERENCE! You know how jokes about movies that are 5 years old are great and always funny, right? They are always funny! HAHA! Wait what? What’s that? Am I in an oddly good mood? Uh, no! Not that I know of! I mean, it’s not like anything exciting is […]
Ghosts Have Sex Too
Before today, we would normally agree with the idea that the need for sex is a natural part of life. We’d say that repressing your desires is unhealthy both mentally and physically for human beings who are biologically pre-disposed to want some booty! However, we now realize that statement is false. It’s not a natural […]