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UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Happy Hump Day?
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White Castle Wedding
Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
The Guinness Shoplifter
Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit… she’s got thighs of steel. Or should we say steal? No, we shouldn’t. Carry on.
Shopping Mall Riot Breaks Out Due to Drake and Weezy Rumors
How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I’ll never wear. And […]
Dumb Criminal Alert:Man Ties Up Daughter on Facebook
I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn shower in peace without them knocking on the door because they want you […]
Happy Holidays From FedEx
I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year – working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home only to dream of delivering more packages and then having to wake up to deliver […]
Kim Jong-Il is Dead at 69
I was alerted last night that North Korean dictator (or in their words, “Dear Leader”) had died of “physical fatigue” or maybe a stroke while on a train in Pyongyang yesterday. Jon-Il, who has been called one of the most terrifying dictators of all time, was replaced by his son, Kim Jong Un, which is […]
Dumb Criminal Off: Drugs Are Bad M’kay
It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right? Let’s say […]
Pep Rally Prank Goes Too Far
Here’s a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
Idiot Robs a Wal Mart on Shop With a Cop Day
So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even MORE deserving of a Darwin award! Mr. Timothy Randall Clark must be a few brain cells short of […]