I don’t have kids, but I do have two younger brothers, so I know how absolutely unbearable children can be at times. Sometimes you just want to drive them out to the desert and leave them there while you take a g*ddamn shower in peace without them knocking on the door because they want you […]
I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year – working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home only to dream of delivering more packages and then having to wake up to deliver […]
I was alerted last night that North Korean dictator (or in their words, “Dear Leader”) had died of “physical fatigue” or maybe a stroke while on a train in Pyongyang yesterday. Jon-Il, who has been called one of the most terrifying dictators of all time, was replaced by his son, Kim Jong Un, which is […]
It’s been so long since we’ve had a good old fashioned dumb criminal off that I’ve almost forgot how to do them! But like they say, “you never forget how to ride a bike, or how to make fun of people who suck at everything including committing crimes.” That’s what they say, right? Let’s say […]
Here’s a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
So, you thought that attempting to mug an MMA fighter was bad? Well, at least Anthony Miranda didn’t KNOW the dude was a professional ass-kicker. In this next dumb-ass criminal story, we may have found someone even MORE deserving of a Darwin award! Mr. Timothy Randall Clark must be a few brain cells short of […]
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
No thank you.
Meet Anthony Miranda, the idiot unfortunate mugger whose most recent victim turned the tables and made HIM a victim. According to Gawker, he planned to mug a 33-year-old man at a stoplight by asking for a light and then pulling a gun, demanding all his valuables. After taking his wallet and cash, Miranda then ordered […]
All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can’t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it’s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple’s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is… disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old […]
