Oh Terrance
I don’t think that’s what they meant, Lil Tee.
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A Virgin With Over a Dozen Children
HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm, “unconventional” assistance to fertility-challenged couples. Trent Arsenault has been running an unregulated sperm donation […]
Marriage in Atlantic City is Easier Than Ever
Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said “do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect.” Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn’t […]
Is it Racist?
It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein’s […]
Dumb Criminal Alert
You know how sometimes you’re at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you’re like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then you’re like DAMN, NOW I’M NOT EXCITED FOR ANYTHING. That’s how I feel about this Dumb […]
Japanese Girls Licking Doorknobs
I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I understand that just because two super weird fetishy things come out of a country […]
Wild Things Lesbian Scene Presented by Hot Dogs
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Happy Hump Day?
White Castle Wedding
Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
The Guinness Shoplifter
Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit… she’s got thighs of steel. Or should we say steal? No, we shouldn’t. Carry on.
Shopping Mall Riot Breaks Out Due to Drake and Weezy Rumors
How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I’ll never wear. And […]