LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the […]
It was finally revealed last night on David Letterman’s Late Show that Kate Upton, last year’s “Rookie of the Year,” would take the illustrious role of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model. The highly coveted spot, which has before been held by the likes of Christie Brinkley, Irina Shayk, and Beyonce, will be […]
Confession time: I am not a fan of Nicki Minaj. I think her voice sounds like a mouse being cheese-grated to death. I appreciate that she’s a talented rapper, but every time one of her songs comes on Pandora I can’t get to the stop button fast enough. She’s just UNBEARABLE, and the way she […]
AAAAAAANNNNND that’s enough for today. I’m going back to bed. Have a nice weekend, I’ll be rocking back and forth in my shower trying to wash this off my brain. See you Monday!
Pop quiz, everyone! I know, I know. It’s Thursday, who would’ve thought there’d be a quiz on a Thursday?! But hey – this is BCU, and you need to be prepared. Have you been reading the material? Making flash cards? Practicing your vocabulary? It’s cunni-LING-us, not CUNN-inglingus. Well, here we go: What is in the […]
