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Quite Possibly the Best Typo on Twitter Ever
ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS, ABC!
This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty
I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright […]
Most WTF BCU Search Terms
Gosh, it’s been so long since we’ve gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn’t last forever! Here are some of the […]
Woman Addicted to Growing Her Toenails
LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC’s Strange Addiction”, but I can’t help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the […]
Crazy Baby Swinging Woman is Back
Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I’m like, WHAT […]
Is Ben and Jerry’s Linsanity Ice Cream Racist?
Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company created a new flavor of ice cream called “Taste the Lin-sanity,” which in it’s first batch included PIECES OF […]
Dumb Criminal Alert
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
TGIF – Your Weird Weekend Video
After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best […]
The World’s Largest Breasts
With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the […]