Real Niggas Don’t Care About No Period
For once in my life, I am at a loss for words.
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Thursday Morning Nightmare Fuel
As a child of the eighties, I am used to television shows that, if viewed today, would be considered “weird” and “totally lame” and “not even any CGI, how stupid”. However, those shows bring me back to a time when my biggest priority was running home from school fast enough to beat my brother so […]
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Answer: Nerd Magic.
Awesome or Awful: Nicki Minaj Parody
Riding on the same masochism train from earlier today, I decided to punish myself by watching this horrifying parody of Nicki Minaj’s song “Starships” by YouTube user BartBaker. With its terrifying visuals, sex-offender of a singer, and use of cats, it is a guaranteed hit on the interwebz. As for me? I guess I might […]
Courtney Stodden is Almost 18
I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
Tupac Showed Up at Coachella
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
Californian To Texan Translation
I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it’s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT’S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a “Californian to Texan” translation guide. The “chart” (I […]
Planned Parenthood Turns Down Donation From Tucker Max
I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max’s controversial book, “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.” I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey – why not […]
Mega Millions Winner Cheats Co-Workers Out of Winnings
Well, THIS was bound to happen – according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend’s MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald’s, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). […]
Is it Racist? Trayvon Martin Edition
The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it’s clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as […]