WHAT IS THIS
I repeat. WHAT IS THIS.
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The Worst Bath Salts Story Yet
I don’t think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I’ll just add my 4 cents: DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn’t, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala
This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I’m sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with […]
Father of 30 Requests Break on Child Support
Talk about strong swimmers- according to TheHuffingtonPost, a man named Desmond Hatchett recently went to a judge to request a break on his child support payments. To 11 women. For 30 children. The Knoxville, Tennessee man claims he’s having trouble making ends meet from his minimum wage job, and wants the Tennessee courts to help […]
Canadian Lacrosse Team Public Brawl
It seems like centuries since 2011, official year of the public brawl. When young ladies and gentleman (I use those terms loosely) would take to the streets or the dining area of their local Denny’s to knock the ever living sh*t out of each other. These fights tended to go down in America’s great states […]
Is It Racist? Kid Dresses in Black Face for MLK Report
It’s too early for this! It’s Monday! We’re all still rolling out of bed and trying to find a cab home getting coffee and an Eggo waffle! Why do these things have to pop up on my news feed before I’ve put my contacts in?!! Oh well. Time and weird racism stories wait for no […]
Most WTF News of the Day
In the wake of the horribly tragic Trayvon Martin story, it was a sad, but true assumption that someone would try to make a quick buck off of it. While I would have expected just about anything, the direction that one entrepreneur/evil piece of sh*t decided to go was particularly descpicable. Via ClickOrlando: An unidentified […]
Good Morning, Butt Robot
What. The. Hell.
PopChips Dating Service Ad is AWFUL
Ohhhhhhh jeez. Okay. One second, let’s compose ourselves. Alright. Let’s talk about this “ad” for a “dating service” that is actually just a “super f***ing stupid and borderline offensive commercial for a brand of crappy, dry-ass chips that they give away at 5Ks and even there people are like, ‘no thanks’.” First of all, UGH, […]
RIP Junior Seau
Breaking News: Former Patriots (and our home team, the Chargers) linebacker was found this morning in his Oceanside, CA home, dead of an apparent gunshot wound to the chest. Police statements claim he was found by his girlfriend, who called 911. Paramedics attempted to save the 43-year-old, 12-time NFL Pro-Bowler, but he was pronounced dead […]