We’ve often talked about the health benefits of getting booty, from weight loss to mood enhancements and even longer lifespan. We definitely stand by our claims and hope anyone, of any age or ethnicity or body type, feels compelled to let boot-knockin’ help them on their path to healthy living. BUT OH MY GOD OH […]
Maybe it’s the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn’t have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn’t know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as […]
As always, it’s up to you… is it racist? (Other possibility – it’s the 70s, everything was weird back then.)
29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn’t it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about […]
(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called “copycat crimes,” where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). […]
File this under “Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn’t Stop Watching.” Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song “Fjogur Piano,” and it has something I know you’d always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf’s penis. Yup, our favorite little […]
Hear the name Rodney King, and what do you think of? Some think of the racial turmoil in the US during the late 80s and early 90s. Others think of abusive of power that many police officers still take part in to this day. Some just repeat the famous line, “can we all just get […]
It’s up to you, friends.
Guys, I’m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don’t you DARE TELL ME WHAT […]
We’ve discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news […]
