There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]
Nothing says Friday like a heaping spoonful of Pat Robertson, that’s what I always say. The 400-year-old beacon of compassionate, not-at-all-unstable Christianity is ALWAYS a treat. Once again, just as he did in the famous “macaroni and cheese is a black thing” video, Patsy is here with some comments that make you feel as awkward […]
Did anybody stay up late enough to watch Obama’s acceptance speech last night? It was LAAAAATE, dude! All you on the East Coast were hanging on till past 1 am, and my old decrepit body was just barely keeping from dozing off at 10:30. However, once Mitt Romney finally conceded (and made what is probably […]
IT’S FINALLY HERE. The day we’ve all been waiting for for the past 10 months, with the kind of excitement and joy that can only be felt by people whose mailboxes and phones have been assaulted by recorded messages without relief, and who couldn’t watch one goddamn episode of Modern Family without seeing 12 commercials […]
Some people found the humor in Hurricane Sandy [Reddit] In actual important safety news, here is a great plan to create a go-bag in case Hurricane Terrence decides to hit wherever you are. [LifeHacker] Terry Bradshaw said Reggie Bush looked like he was “chasing a bucket of chicken” this weekend. Is it racist? [TMZ] Speaking […]
SOOOOOOOOO WHOOPSIE DOODLE. According to The Superficial, that $4.05 billion George Lucas earned by selling Lucasfilm to Disney? Yeeeeeeah, he’s donating it all to charity. Don’t I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SH*T. “For 41 years, the majority of my time and money has been put into the company,” Lucas said in a statement Wednesday. […]
This is probably as relevant to BCU as a poop stain is to a Miss America Pageant (good comparison or BEST comparison?), but I just had to share the mind-blowingly disappointing news that George Lucas has officially sold Lucasfilm to Disney for a CRAZY-BALLS price of $4.05 BILLION. And now the production of Star Wars, […]
I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [Daily Mail] Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about “Sally.” Class act, that one. [DListed] Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse […]
Some guy mistook a 9-year-old in a costume for a skunk so obviously he shot her with a shotgun, BECAUSE 2ND AMENDMENT. [Gawker] Michael Lohan is trying to get a conservatorship over Lindsay. I’m sure that’s going to work. [The Superficial] Evander Holyfield says he’s unretiring. He’s like the Brett Favre of boxing! [TMZ] Adele […]
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I’m warning you right now – this is something that might ruin your day. You might spend the next few hours trying to work, but your brain just can’t take its focus off the horrible, unsavory, nightmarish video that you watched on your iPad in bed this morning. […]
