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Weekend News Roundup
Here are all the winners of the Golden Globes because I’m sure you care so much. [Celebuzz] There was another theater shooting in San Diego. Lovely. [ABC News] Is the Coachella lineup coming out today? [Press-Enterprise] Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are engaged. That’s the sound of a thousand hearts breaking around the world. [ […]
The Ladies of Manure
Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it’s on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car’s fumes. Unless it’s cold and I need to go to the corner market. […]
Long Weekend News Roundup
Ugh, it’s almost like I’ve completely forgotten how to work! 4 days is too long to be lounging around and being lazy and eating and drinking enough to put on 12 pounds in 96 hours. It’s like I’m a baby learning how to walk, except I’m an adult who can’t remember how to make a […]
Uhhh… Now What?
Well, we um… we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn’t ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that’s good… Right? Uhhh. I hadn’t really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it’s our last post before Christmas break… UHHHHHH. Here’s Barack Obama signing Deck […]
Man Finds Jesus on Tortilla
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
The Baby Eagle Snatch Video Heard Round the World
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Weekend News Roundup
Jessica Simpson’s friend Cacee Cobb married Donald Faison from Scrubs. Zach Braff was there too! [E Online] That Miley Cyrus is a CLASS ACT. [TheSuperficial] Meet some of the heroic teachers that saved the children at Sandy Hook Elementary. [BuzzFeed] Martin Short and Paul McCartney visited SNL this weekend! [Videogum] The creeps at 4Chan successfully […]
Yoko Ono Covers Firework by Katy Perry
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
Weekend News Roundup
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It […]