This Woman Gets Turned On By Popeye’s Chicken
Presented without comment. I’m going to see if I can scrub this image from my brain with a margarita. Have a great hump-day-evening.
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Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window
After learning yesterday about the Japanese “girlfriend coat,” and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren’t just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to […]
The Girlfriend Coat
Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
This Week on BCU
We’ve been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit – there’s no excuse. Fridays come and we’re cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it’s 5 o’clock and turning off the laptop is the only thing on our minds. NOT THIS WEEK, THOUGH! […]
Fight Over Woman Ends With Man Getting Boot In His Ass… Literally
Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one […]
What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?
This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that’s right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone’s phone with the introduction of, “I can’t believe you haven’t seen this, it’s RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.” I laughed, but in retrospect […]
This Week on BCU
This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there’s always the feeling that something isn’t quite right. “Are you SURE it’s time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night.” “WAIT, IT’S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!” This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage […]
Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons
You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don’t like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who’ve shared their weird obsessions on TLC’s My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube channel like, 4 […]
World’s Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire
Good MORNING, everyone! IT’S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it – it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let’s start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know […]
Woman Arrested For Selling Porn Door-To-Door
You know, America really is a big ol’ hypocrite. One minute it’s saying, “hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!” and “the government doesn’t owe you anything!” and “yes ma’am, that uninsured ER visit WILL cost $40,000, how many times are you going to ask?” […]