Menstruation. It can be a miserable part of a woman’s life, or a relief (I think all sexually-active ladies have had a “oh thank you GOD” moment). It’s a part of nature, but that doesn’t mean it’s not icky. Pee and poop and warts and puss and cysts and acne are ALSO a part of […]
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE! How was your weekend? It was the first official weekend of summer and we at OBC enjoyed getting our tan on, hitting the beach, and going out at night… WITHOUT A JACKET?!?? But back to you – how was your weekend? We hope it was great, but in case it wasn’t, we’ve […]
When do you think we’ll have a week that isn’t punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there’s a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is plotting (with the help of malaria […]
Here you go. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
How is everyone this fine first Tuesday of June? Did you survive yesterday? I know it must have been rough without me to share all the important interweb-news with you, but hopefully you’re still standing (or sitting, or laying on the couch with a bowl of cereal on your tummy like an otter). Let’s start […]
It’s Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we’re excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it’s not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer. What are you doing this weekend? We’ll be sharing a […]
I just… and I, um. It’s like… This video… is, like… okay I wouldn’t say it’s… I just- you know? Like, it’s 2013, and… I just… would think maybe, um… I don’t know. I just… I give up. Watch at your own risk. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Tanning Mom Music Video — […]
It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it’s Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were […]
Good afternoon, y’all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we’ve learned this week, eh? (Do you like how I started southern and ended Canadian? No? Me neither. Let’s move on.) We laughed (and […]
Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation […]
