Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves “what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my […]
Welcome back, #teamSINGLE! How was your weekend? Did you get to use some of our tips for getting laid? Or did you, like someone I know, get thrown against a wall by a bout of the flu so bad it felt like maybe your insides were revolting and trying to secede from your body? Well, […]
It’s FRIDAY, the day you’ve been waiting for since Monday, and the day you’ll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you’ll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she’s interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps […]
I am fervently anti-video game. Whether it’s a dude holed up playing WoW for 36 hours straight or guys reveling in the grotesque violence of Grand Theft Auto, I just don’t approve. Plus, it always seems like people can’t just play video games at a normal volume. They have to turn it up loud enough […]
This weekend, Nina Davuluri of New York was crowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. As the first Miss America of Indian descent and a practicing Hindu, she was hailed on Twitter as a step forward for equality in America. Well, for the most part: Yep, you read right. Some people were REALLY upset […]
Sometimes you meet your friend’s girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call and think, “damn, that is the whole package!” Maybe she’s super funny on top of being hot, or he knows how to cook a five-star dinner and ALSO has amazing skills in the sack. In this case, you might tell that person, “YOU GOTTA […]
With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn’t want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. So we ignored her saying she was “f***ed up” and ignored her weird romp with dwarves and […]
We talk smack on marriage sometimes. What can we say? We like us some casual dating, guiltless hookups, and the freedom to do what we want, when we want… and marriage, well… doesn’t really jive with those things. So we’re back this month with some top #ReasonsNotToGetMarried, and thought we’d start off with a doozy: […]
Well, here we are at the end of the very first week of the Million Dollar Sweepstakes. And let me tell you – y’all are gettin’ ON IT. We are so excited to see our members (old and new [introduce yourselves!]) inviting their friends and uploading pics and getting geared up to win that big […]
Here’s a little lunchtime nausea-fest for you! According to BuzzFeed, 7-year-old Tiana Parker from Tulsa, Oklahoma, was sent home from her elementary school because she wore dreads in her hair – which broke the school’s dress code banning “faddish hairstyles,” including afros, dreadlocks, and mohawks. Check out the story from KOKI News: So, as always […]
