Married At First Sight: No, No, and More No
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker’s mugshot went viral – guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it’s fo’ da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: […]
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog […]
One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word “and” and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench” just isn’t as funny as “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex […]
Happy nachos and tequila day! We’re celebrating the Battle of Puebla by wearing sombreros indoors and pretending to be Mexican, but some kids in Sacramento are probably still puking their brains out after some girl they bullied baked them semen and pube filled cupcakes. Via Gawker: A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly […]
One very excited Italian man and some sort of metaphor I’m too dumb to figure out. Any suggestions?
If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you’ll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it’s the last time of […]
You know how sometimes you’re at work, and you’re like “ugh, I wish I wasn’t here, I wish I was off gettin’ booty somewhere”? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman […]
Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to […]
It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle […]