I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I’ve never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, “I love em. It’s like eating vegetables out of a condom.” YUCK. […]
We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we’ll […]
The Emmy’s were last night – did you watch them? Yeah, we didn’t either. It’s the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night’s TV award show to share, but aside […]
This story is just TOO MUCH for a Monday morning. Via The Independent: Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift. He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 […]
Time for a hearty spoonful of WTF-riday before we jet off for a week-long vacay. We know you’re gonna miss daily posts on hot chicks and weird sex news, so we thought we’d share this shocker (not THIS shocker) so next week, instead of lamenting our being missing, you can make this face and be […]
Sometimes you just don’t know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it’s in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street on a hot day when you both yell “man I want a margarita” […]
Let’s count the ways this could go terribly, shall we?
You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker’s mugshot went viral – guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it’s fo’ da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: […]
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog […]
One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word “and” and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench” just isn’t as funny as “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex […]
