I don’t know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you’d bump into on the subway and they’d apologize. I still think that’s probably true, except in this case… Apparently this weekend the Boston Bruins beat out the Vancouver Canucks […]
So, I wonder if this will finally put a stop to the rumors that Tupac is on the moon or in a pyramid or in New Zealand – according to The Huffington Post, Dexter Isaac, an inmate and longtime associate of James “Jimmy Henchman” Rosemund, released a statement from prison claiming that he was in […]
In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner’s wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In his apology, Weiner claimed that he and his wife would try and work through the infidelity, saying […]
I remember when I got my first cell phone. I was 17. It was this weird bubbly lookin’ Kyocera thing, and my parents (smart as they were) picked a pay-as-you-go plan so that I wouldn’t end up accidentally charging their accounts 200 bucks by talking on the phone for three hours to my friend in […]
Good morning! Great start to today with a little “Oh god oh god oh god, what did I do what did I do?!!” news. Sometimes I think smartphone interface designers don’t have our best interests in mind. I know at least on MY cell phone, my camera’s “share” feature places the Facebook, Twitter, and SMS […]
HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college’s database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. […]
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. […]
Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the ‘Teach Me How to Dougie’ dance and its song’s catchy chorus, so it’s with a sad heart that we report singer Montae Talbert, aka MBone of Cali Swag District is dead at the young age of 22. Although […]
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it’s really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on […]
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for […]
