If my Googling is correct (I don’t do math), Sunday marks the 234th Independence Day of our nation. We broke free from the shackles of unfair taxation and fancy-pants accents and said, NO THANK YOU to the letter U getting all up in certain words. That was 1776, a time of wooden teeth and pooping […]
It’s been a while since our last post regarding the openly douchey dating site BeautifulPeople.com. If you recall, they were slammed by critics everywhere (including yours truly) for expelling some 5,000 members for putting on weight after the holidays. Which is SUPER douchey. Apparently, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a […]
Back in my day, we used to use a combination of diet and exercise to lose weight. You whippersnappers will never know the misery of cutting down your calorie intake, eating lots of fruits and vegetables, and working out for an hour… YES, AN HOUR! three to four times a week to improve health and […]
Did you know BCU is based out of San Diego, CA? It’s true. We are very fortunate to live and work in America’s Finest City, home of the Chargers, purveyor of fine Mexican food, and residence of most of the attractive people this side of the Mississippi. Here are some fun things about San Diego […]
Talk about signs from the heavens — Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even […]
First the 130 pound girl was fired for being too heavy for Hooters, and now this — a woman named Debrahlee Lorenzana has been fired from her position at a bank for being “too hot” for her position at a Citibank in Manhattan. First, they demanded a very strict dress code (including no pencil skirts, no […]
9 days and counting, people. We’re getting closer to one of the most watched sporting events in the entire world, a month-long booze fest where grown men are reduced to tears and occasionally pissing in their high school soccer shorts. Now it’s getting to the time when you need to start making your World Cup […]
In some sort of sadistic, twisted way, being on a Most Wanted list is kind of awesome. You probably consider yourself the ultimate bad ass- like maybe someday they’ll make a movie about you and Benicio Del Toro will play you and maybe even win an Oscar or something. What ruins those chances, though, is […]
Teaching first-graders to spell, grocery lists, reminders to throw the trash out- these were the uses for magnetic alphabet letters when I was a kid. Somewhere around age 13 my friends and I turned to trying to spell “penis” even though the only letters left were W, R, M, and a number 4 (how’d that […]
Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn’t suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it’s sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a […]
