Reason #19,981 not to get married: a new law might be enacted that would make it ILLEGAL to have sex while in the midst of a divorce. Yep – despite being one of the most stressful situations an adult can experience, certain lawmakers of America want to make divorce even worse by denying you one […]
We’re all guilty of occasionally thinking about other things during sex. Maybe it’s that you’re not really into the person you’re screwing. Maybe it’s that you’re stressed out because of work, school, or family. Maybe it’s that you feel self-conscious cause you haven’t been to the gym. And I guess maybe it’s that you haven’t […]
A “college aged” couple who were “wearing green” are being sought out by the cops for “lewd acts” after several folks caught them on camera doin’ the dirty behind the dumpster of a Dunkin Donuts in Newark, Delaware. According to the Huffington Post: Police are looking for a duo caught in photos and video celebrating […]
Boy oh boy, this has been a week of making terrible sex-location decisions! First there was the realtors treating the empty home as their sexcapade destination, and now this: According to NY Daily News, a tenant rented a house through the app AirBnB, and then proceeded to host a “BBW Panty Raid party,” ransacking the […]
A lot of times during intercourse (ugh, what a terrible word), women get the short end of the stick (no pun intended). It’s usually much more difficult for them to finish, and there’s a large percentage of the male population that doesn’t understand that you can’t just, well, STICK IT IN. Foreplay is a necessity, […]
There’s got to be a little fun knockin’ boots in a completely empty house. That’s why in movies when couples move into their new home they end up having some candle-lit romantic love-making sesh to “break it in.” The odds of finding yourself in a totally free-of-furniture pad with a random fling, though, are probably […]
I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I’LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock portfolio). I imagine […]
Bravo is known for reality TV, and talk shows interviewing the stars of the aforementioned reality TV. It was only a matter of time before they added online dating into their repertoire of cat fights and restaurant staff fights and house-flipping flights, right? Enter Online Dating Rituals of the American Male, which tells the stories of singles […]
Ever heard of BirchBox? It’s a company that sends you monthly boxes of lifestyle samples like makeup and hair products. I tried it once and wasn’t a fan – ten bucks a month seems like nothing until you realize they’re sending you a volumizing shampoo when you specifically mentioned in the questionnaire that you have […]
No, not that kind of green condom. This one is slightly less terrible. Anyway, let’s back it up. Happy Monday! Did you watch the Oscars last night? I did, although it was an incredibly painful, awkward sh*tshow of Samsung advertisements and uncomfortable jokes. I TRIED to find SOMETHING worth posting, a video or a picture […]
