Currently, the weather in the fair city of San Diego has taken a disastrous turn. Grey clouds litter our normally blue sky and a for some strange reason there is this liquid substance falling from the sky which strangely forces people to drive terribly and my flip flops to be unsuitable shoe choices. It’s completely […]
This post should have been written, approved, and posted at least two days ago, but unfortunately the brain power of yours truly has just recently regained full power since this past weekend. So now, here goes… The Coachella Valley Music and Art Festival occurs every year in the third weekend of April in Indio, CA. […]
Just a couple days ago we posted a few results of a survey of women, just to get a peek into their hurricane-like brains. And although we generally consider males to be the… er… simpler sex, we figure we’d post this “Great Male Survey” so all the lady-readers can have a quick glance into their […]
If you thought the blind must be missing out on the glorious joy that is pornography, you’re actually amazingly wrong. Enter Lisa J. Murphy, the world first porn creator specifically for the visually impaired. She created the book “Tactile Mind,” which features 2-D touchable sculptures of human genitalia and other parts, accompanied by Braille descriptions […]
The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we’ve all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you’ll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off […]
I don’t know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it’s all so sexy I coul- BLECH. Okay, the joke’s gone too far. But it’s true, Larry […]
Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons […]
Just when you thought it was safe to trust online dating profiles, a little gem like this shows up. Even though this was sent as a joke, it is unfortunately very close to the truth! We’d like to add our own: Cute = Was once cute, is now fat.
Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she’s probably not looking to meet anybody while she’s sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster […]
We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site […]
