The Curse of the Bad Booty Call is one that we’ve all encountered. You mistakenly bring someone home thinking you’ll have an awesome hookup and call it a night, but sometime between hailing a cab and arriving at your front door you realize this is the 2nd worst idea, right after throwing your cat off […]
I don’t know about you, but when I think of hot, sexy playboy who goes through women like toilet paper, my first mental image is Larry King. Those liver spots, the ribcage-high pants, the subtle onset of dementia, it’s all so sexy I coul- BLECH. Okay, the joke’s gone too far. But it’s true, Larry […]
Remember a couple years ago when that movie Paranormal Activity came out? I do, because I watched 10 minutes of it, started to cry, and then had 4 months worth of nightmares. I should have known that if the original Casper cartoon gave me the creeps, perhaps watching an eerily realistic horror movie about demons […]
Just when you thought it was safe to trust online dating profiles, a little gem like this shows up. Even though this was sent as a joke, it is unfortunately very close to the truth! We’d like to add our own: Cute = Was once cute, is now fat.
Picking up a lady at the gym is quite the conundrum. On one hand, she’s probably not looking to meet anybody while she’s sweating profusely and jamming out to Lady Gaga. On the other hand, her sculpted booty and perfectly toned abs are calling to you like a siren song. If you decide to muster […]
We all know that women are freaks of nature that no one understands. Books like Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus sold millions of copies because of this phenomenon. Luckily, purveyors of fine rum, Don Q, recently recently decided to try their hand at cracking the mysterious woman code with their new site […]
Let’s hope your favorite brew isn’t Danish beer Carlsberg, because you won’t be getting any shipments of it anytime soon. The workers of the brewery in Denmark are on strike… can you guess what for? a) Unsafe working conditions b) Unfair wages c) Only being allowed 3 beers per day, during their lunch break, and […]
You’ve been chatting with that girl in your Psych class since the beginning of the semester, getting to know each other, studying together, and generally being glad to have someone to bear the hours of mindless lecture with. But the semester is now coming to an end, and you’re wondering if maybe you should ask […]
You might have heard that 60-year-old Tom Watson has been doing uncharacteristically well at the Masters, which has put him at the top of the leaderboard after today’s first round of play. In fact, despite being one of the oldest players in the game, he’s matched his lowest score at the Masters in 37 years. […]
Surprise, surprise. Just as we’d always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don’t count as “scientific evidence.” A new book has just come out by Dr. Louann […]
