The beanbag chair has a terrible reputation, considering you usually only find them in peoples’ basements or college dorm rooms or your loser cousin’s living room next to his “end table” that’s actually the box his microwave came in. However, a visit to Asylum informed us that a new line of bean bags has arrived […]
Okay. I need you to sit down for this. Think back, do you remember the movie Me, Myself, and Irene, with Jim Carrey and Renee Lemondrop Face? Yes? Now do you remember how the whitest-of-all-men Jim Carrey genuinely believed he impregnated his wife with these kids? And remember how it was a movie? And we […]
You know how when you’re at a strip club, and there hot women everywhere taking their clothes off and dancing seductively, but all you can think about is how incredibly cruel to animals that stripper’s leather nipple tassles are? And you’re like, “Ugh, I can’t even enjoy this insanely sexy blonde woman shoving her breasts […]
People are often offended when they find out that my number one celebrity crush is Bill Murray. That statement is usually followed by something along the lines of “Wait, is there some hot up-and-coming new actor with the same name as the wrinkly aging star of such movies as Caddyshack, the Royal Tenenbaums, and Zombieland?” […]
If you finally got up the courage to ask that sexy single lady on OBC on a date, it’s time to figure out your venue. At this point, you probably know very little about your soon-to-be booty call, and may have some doubts as to where you should take them. Now, there are lots of […]
For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out […]
The day we’ve all been waiting for fast approaches, my friends. We don’t know about you, but the BCU staff has been counting down the days till we get to drink a couple 40s each and watch the most anticipated superhero sequel of the year. That’s right, the red and gold man himself- IRON MAN […]
Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I’ll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new […]
Dolphins are widely known as some of the smartest mammals on the planet. They have highly developed communication skills, are fast learners, and are one of the only other known animals who have sex for pleasure along with reproduction. However, did you know they are also sexually aggressive attackers who want nothing more than to […]
A-a-a-awesome video alert! Check out this hilarious remix that DJ Steve Porter made of an OBC commercial from a while back. Complete with Dr. Moses Brown’s sage advice, hot chicks, and a dummy getting kicked like a football, this video has everything you need to brighten up your Friday! Have a great weekend, and don’t […]
