While other celebrities use Twitter to post incoherent nonsense (e.g. Amanda Bynes, Sarah Palin) or their obsessive love for Root Beer (Shaq), Andrew WK is doing his duty as a off-the-wall rockstar and giving us tips on how to appropriately party like one. Some of our favorite tips: “It’s Monday night, party till you puke […]
There are few things in the world more pleasant than riding on a yacht. The fresh air, the blue water, the wind in your face… you could spend a beautiful sunny day doing nothing but lounging about, drinking some fruity blended drink and sleeping away. Unless you were riding on this yacht in Cape Town, […]
Have you ever wanted to consume a 25 oz. margarita in the blazing heat of July? Or see a really pasty white guy in nothing but ass-less chaps, making out with another dude in nothing but ass-less chaps? Or stand too close to three super obese women in body paint? I’m sure you do, so […]
As you’d expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types — morning hookups, cruise ship flings, and foreign country sexcapades are pretty high up there on the […]
Sometimes I think the 1930s were a better time. I mean, sure they didn’t have iPhones or free downloadable porn and the Great Depression was in full effect, but hey, the cars were badass and the dancing was… okay fine the cars were badass. And when a piece of literature this fine comes around, you […]
I always assumed that someday in the future, people would look at our iPod touches and laugh, thinking, HA! What primitive music wear! To think, they didn’t have microchips embedded in their occipital lobes through which all the music in the world could be streamed at any moment of the day. Instead, it turns out […]
There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you’re like me, you’re generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat message, because 99.9% of the time it’s the LAST person you want to talk to (i.e. the most boring […]
As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you’ll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold beer in hand. After the recent Fourth of July Weekend, it’s become apparent that people are going to enjoy the majority […]
I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sunny city and more like Seattle or Ireland or some terrible frigid place where water falls from the sky in the middle of July. How is it that the rest of the world is experiencing record-breaking heat, we’re […]
You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone’s window? But you don’t do it because that would be really creepy and would probably get you arrested? Sometimes, when you’ve been broken […]
