I am a lucky woman, in that I can honestly say I have never accidentally taken a man-atee home before (man-atee (n): a man, who if you saw him floating in the water face down, could be mistaken for a Trichechus manatus, or the West Indian manatee). However, I have friends who have accidentally taken […]
With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we’re all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should […]
When you think about things you should do before you ask for a raise, the first thing you might think would be work hard, be productive, take suggestions and criticism with grace, and put that “little extra in extraordinary.” When Summer’s Eve, creator of the most outdated form of feminine hygiene products still available on […]
Craiglist’s “casual encounters” section is a virtual candy store of weird fetishes, transsexual prostitution, and gay dudes who refuse to accept their gayness and instead rely on “mutual touching, I’m not gay” experiences. And yet, even I was surprised when I came across this ad for an orgy (I’m sorry, “friendly adult party”) at the […]
Welcome back to this week’s edition of The Three Things You Have to Do This Weekend. This week: Super F—ing Hot Outside edition. Expect your activities to be a feeble attempt at forgetting that we’re all currently living inside my mother’s rice cooker. 1) Pool-Pong Assuming you don’t live in my labor camp of an […]
OBC has been saying “You don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date” for years, shouting it from the rooftops, car windows, and public bathroom toilets in Barstow, CA (sidenote: don’t ever go to Barstow, California). And yet, for some reason, everyone construed it as us preaching dirty, offensive filth that would […]
Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I’d be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn’t have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the […]
Come on, guys. Come on.
Rewind to a year or so back, and Brody Jenner (talent: being born to someone talented) and Jayde Nicole (talent: tits) were dating, making out in Hawaii, and looking generally hot all while dressed like normal human beings. He was drool-worthy hot in that “why do I know who you are again?” type of way. […]
Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended stomach and shirt pulled up to her boobs, complemented by the same ballet flats she’s been wearing since the beginning of time. Oh and of course, she’s looking fabulous PASSED OUT ON A F***ING BENCH IN LONDON AT NINE […]
