Welcome back to this week’s edition of The Three Things You Have to Do This Weekend. This week: Super F—ing Hot Outside edition. Expect your activities to be a feeble attempt at forgetting that we’re all currently living inside my mother’s rice cooker. 1) Pool-Pong Assuming you don’t live in my labor camp of an […]
OBC has been saying “You don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date” for years, shouting it from the rooftops, car windows, and public bathroom toilets in Barstow, CA (sidenote: don’t ever go to Barstow, California). And yet, for some reason, everyone construed it as us preaching dirty, offensive filth that would […]
Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I’d be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn’t have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the […]
Come on, guys. Come on.
Rewind to a year or so back, and Brody Jenner (talent: being born to someone talented) and Jayde Nicole (talent: tits) were dating, making out in Hawaii, and looking generally hot all while dressed like normal human beings. He was drool-worthy hot in that “why do I know who you are again?” type of way. […]
Amy Winehouse is back! As you can tell, this look is classic Amy. The frighteningly distended stomach and shirt pulled up to her boobs, complemented by the same ballet flats she’s been wearing since the beginning of time. Oh and of course, she’s looking fabulous PASSED OUT ON A F***ING BENCH IN LONDON AT NINE […]
A recent LIFE slideshow listed the ways that New Yorkers are able to spot a tourist — from how slow they walk to how they gawk at celebrities. As a person who is planning on making a trip to the other coast this year, I felt a little miffed (codeword for annoyed as s***), because […]
Rewind to a few months ago: the OBC team was thinking about a massive overhaul. A site rebranding, if you will, that would freshen the site’s look and feel and resolidify us as the #1 casual dating site in the world. Then we remembered one of the most fun, entertaining projects we’ve ever released: The […]
Good news for everyone at OBC! post-sex reading and strawberries. img @ momlogic When a Princeton lab group read up about a study showing that stressful, unpleasant situations could actually inhibit brain growth, they had a question: what about stressful but pleasant situations, like say, sex? So they rustled up some sexually active, booty-call-lovin’ rodents […]
Reason 4,598 people should avoid long-term relationships: they might give you a heart attack. Relationship insecurity (n): the constant fear that you’re not good enough and your partner will cheat, and extreme fear of rejection. Assuming you aren’t some sort of AI robot (and if you are, please consider me a friend when you take […]
