More proof has been found that sex is way more “traditional” than marriage! How much more traditional, you ask? Oh I DON’T KNOW maybe like 39 million years and THEN SOME more traditional. According to MSNBC, a Baltic amber fossil has been found which encases two mites doin’ the nasty, and scientists believe it could […]
Uh, did you know people still lived in Athens? They do. I just figured that entire city was a pile of rocks that smelled like democracy and olive oil but APPARENTLY that’s not the case, there are people living there AND they are the most flirtatious in the world! According to dating site Badoo (um, […]
Another adult-themed site hosting a sex poll and then posting the results as the norm for the regular public? NO WAY! BeNaughty.com (which I guess is a dating site? I can’t really tell?) released some poll results a couple days ago which implied that 24% of the public want to bang one out […]
Last week we talked about cleaning up your dating headline, turning it from a repulsive beast into a stunningly attractive belle of the ball. This week in BCU How Tos, we thought it a good idea to discuss the REST of your profile. Whether you’re on OBC looking for a hot night out with a […]
Reason #54823 not to get marr- OH GOD COME ON YOU GUYS DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS. I know, I know. There will always be people who genuinely believe in marriage. They see it as the physical representation of two souls joining together, becoming one with the intention of spending the rest of […]
In another edition of BCU’s Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player… perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype […]
I’m pretty sure that by the end of this next decade, we’re all going to realize that each and every tangible or non-tangible thing on Earth is proof that marriage is unnatural. From our historical analysis of how Marriage is Outdated to the countless cases of marriage-induced insanity, there just seem to be no […]
Just your everyday, average 51-year-old goosekeeper looking for some totally normal “feeling” while he feeds his geese, which, like I said, is perfectly normal. In fact, why am I even posting this? It’s so normal. It’s like, the most normal thing I’ve ever read.
As I get older I’ve found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you’re going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as […]
A few weeks ago, if you’ll recall, we at BCU nitpicked a bit at a poll held by Wet Lubricants, a company that called itself the #1 best selling intimacy product company around, which we scoffed at rudely. I don’t know what was wrong with us that day. Were we in bad moods? Maybe. Hungover? […]
