Click on the diagram above to see the full extent of the craziness. So basically, based on the logic of the diagram, “The Economic Effects of Promiscuity,” you should probably also never operate a motorized vehicle, ride a bike, take a plane/train/bus trip, stand on a ladder of any sort, walk across a street, go […]
According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row. I can only say […]
Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his […]
Sweet mother of Kobayashi, how did I miss this yesterday?!? I’m sorry you guys, I will give myself 48 lashes to the back tonight to repent for the 48 hours of ignorance I had to this very important story. SCIENTISTS FIGURED OUT THE POINT OF SEX, EVERYONE! Finally!!! According to Gawker, scientists have long wondered […]
According to new reports, scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea that’s making waves through Japan, and guess what… this one is INCURABLE. They’re calling it a ‘superbug,’ and it seems to be resistant to all known forms of antibiotics. Oh, good! Good job, sexually transmitted diseases. We’re all sitting here, trying to enjoy […]
That seems to be the idea that this Jezebel article is implying – it covers a scientific study on relationships, which looked to discover if men actually hate cuddling as much as they lead on. The study, which took place at the historic Kinsey institute in Indiana, analyzed 1009 couples and their happiness and sexual […]
Dolphins, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US! According to a new scientific report, there had been some confusion in the marine biology world as they noticed dolphins would randomly group up and beat the ever living sh*t out of porpoises, even daring to kick around the carcass for a few minutes after it’s dead. From the report: […]
I have come to the conclusion after twenty-something years on this earth that penises are about as varied as jelly beans (jelly beans? What? Where did that come from? I am leaving that there just to shame myself). It doesn’t matter if the person has big feet or is really tall or very short or […]
I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: “A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department said the man and a woman were in the […]
I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn’t bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured I’d share this little gem. According to TMZ, BET invited a few “super-fans” to […]
