This week’s testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy… and we’re okay with all of ’em. Here are OBC’s top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) “Met someone who is just awesome and we click perfectly. Don’t know what will happen next but I’m ready to give it a shot! […]
I am a firm believer in “live and let live” mentality – that if no one is harming themselves or others then HEY – let ’em do what they wanna do. However, this story just strikes me as a teeny bit creepy. According to the Daily Mail, David Lee – 64 year old chancellor of […]
As Gawker points out in therir examination of this study – it shouldn’t be taken completely seriously. Like the study by Doritos, the business that puts on a survey often skews the results exponentially. However, this study is still a bit revealing, and it’s pretty sad, too. According to a survey by Kno, Inc., 1/4 […]
It’s been a while since we’ve had a really great dose of Obviously Obvious News (although we did get a taste with the news that Kat Von D and Jesse James split), so let’s get a good one to round out the month of July, shall we? According to Playmate Crystal Harris’ appearance on Howard […]
When members leave OBC, we’re always super sad to see them go. So sad, in fact, that we serenade them with the sweet sounds of 80s breakup music to try and convince them to stay. However, it’s always important to us to know why they leave, in case it is something that we can work […]
In a recent study done by Australian food company Marmite (I don’t know what that is but it sounds awful delicious), researchers found that Mondays are actually as big a drag as we thought. According to the study, people rarely crack a smile before 11:16 am on Monday mornings, tend to be late to work, […]
Oh scientists. So interested in penis size these days. According to a Finnish study, penis size might actually be related to the relative wealth of a country. Although I am not sure what weed-enhanced dream brought on a study of this nature, in the end there actually appeared to be a slight correlation between wealth […]
Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we’re on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He was rightfully terrified.
This is just another one of those “studies” that makes me laugh because it is so obviously skewed by the company that created it. According to Jezebel, Doritos (yes, DORITOS, the makers of such tortilla chips as “Nacho CHEESIER” and “COOLER Ranch”) surveyed 2000 “random” people and asked them about the activities they partake in […]
In a kind rebuttal to the terrifyingly bitter and hyperbolic flowchart made by Miss Susan Walsh at HookingUpSmart.com, we offer our own chart showing the effect of marriage on the human psyche (and wallet). We have used the same methodology as Susan, which is to be psychotically distorted, one-sided, closed-minded, and generally unrealistic. To be […]
