If I had to think of the top five ways that I’d NOT want to be found dead, I’d say that “naked, wearing a dog collar, in a hot tub” would probably be #2, just barely above “with heroin in my butt” but definitely under “on the toilet covered in poop.” Unfortunately for Brett Cummins […]
I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain’s ‘No Reservations’ show where he talked about “going bamboo,” or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This usually happens in tropical paradises like Indonesia or Vietnam, but I could see myself “going bamboo” in Norway after seeing these two dueling news […]
When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that young married couples were probably misinformed and likely very naive, but psychologically unstable? YEESH. […]
So, not only is this a TUESDAY BLUESDAY, but it’s also the Tuesday after a holiday weekend… which makes it, like, 100, maybe 500 times worse? Luckily for you we’re going to brighten your afternoon with a couple great success stories from OBC, in our weekly installment of TestiMOANial Tuesday: “I met the most beautiful […]
Now, that’s not something you hear every day: according to Gawker, a French man named Jean-Louise (hahaha! seriously?!) is being ordered to pay his ex-wife 10,000 euro (or about $14,000) for not having sex with her enough during their marriage! After divorcing her husband two years ago, the defendant’s ex-wife must have decided […]
Popping balloons! Plastic Rafts! Grown men in diapers! Feet! NOT HAVING SEX! These are all sexual fetishes that we’ve learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube […]
It’s Tuesday again. Dreaded, life-shattering Tuesday. And not only is it Tuesday, but it’s the Tuesday before Labor Day, one of the best holidays for sun, fun, BBQs, and sexy girls in bikinis for the VERY LAST TIME BEFORE THE DARKNESS OF WINTER (no I am not exaggerating, why would you even say that?). In […]
To think, of all the times we talked about the cruel consequences of marriage and divorce, we never thought of the children! We’re MONSTERS! Thanks to the Telegraph, though, we’ve been reminded that those who suffer most from divorce have no choice in it – the kiddos. According to a new study by the Demos […]
Whenever the US Census comes out with new statistics on marriage, it’s interesting, but in a “well I could have told you that” sort of way. The most recent findings are no exception, as The Huffington Post reports – although more people are getting married in the conservative states, the marriages are less likely to […]
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER’S DIGEST […]
