Fall is upon us. I woke up this morning to rain. RAIN! In San Diego! Sure, it only lasted an hour but that hour was the most ATROCIOUS sixty minutes of the week, and of course it had to kick off on a Tuesday, the certified worst day ever created. So I spent most of […]
Macaroni and cheese. Delicious. Wait!! Calories!! Fat!! Diet… oh… and I guess sex. According to The UK Press Association, that may be the order of importance of the above things to many UK women. They recently reported on a study (done by Atkins, by the way, so keep that in mind), that they claim shows […]
They say “sex sells” and music is no exception! According to the Atlantic Wire, 92% of the top Billboard songs of 2009 referenced sex in some way. SUNY Albany psychology professor Dawn R. Hobbs anazlyzed each of the songs that made it to the top ten in each music category, and logged whether they reference any […]
I really wish that I could rename this post, because saying Yogasm out loud creeps me out to the extreme because it sounds like Yo-Gabba-Gabba, the children’s show that my 3-year-old niece loves. Gross. I would call it like, a “zen-gasm” or a “OM-gasm” but I guess that’s not the technical term, so I won’t […]
Despite their crying out that we’re all going to hell for having casual sex, it turns out most evangelical Christians have had pre-marital sex too, which seems to prove two things – it’s natural, and inevitable! According to Jezebel and Relevant Magazine, 80% of unmarried evangelical Christians aged 18-29 have had sex. The figure is […]
I gotta admit, this Tuesday isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s because I’ve had the joy of seeing two total twats embarrass themselves on national television, maybe it’s because I had ice cream for breakfast, but I definitely am not in the normal, dragon-with-PMS mood that I am on most Tuesdays. Or maybe it’s because of […]
Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a […]
I suppose there is at least ONE reason to like Tuesdays more than Mondays – according to a Danish study, people worry most about STDs and AIDS (and call hotlines about them) on Mondays, likely because they have unprotected sex most on Fridays and Saturdays. But why not a spike in callers on Sundays? they […]
I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won’t know it till they’re removing your liver with a circular saw. The only things I […]
You know, this Tuesday hasn’t been so bad. It’s cooled down in San Diego, Football has started (which has made both Sundays AND Mondays much more bearable), and Fall TV starts this week. Everything in the world is falling into place, including several OBC testimonials that prove you don’t have to fall prey to the […]
