One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe’s brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall […]
The internet has made me aware of many things. Like how to fix a vacuum when you’ve lost suction. And how La Malinche undoubtedly altered the course of history when she was brought on as a translator for Hernan Cortes. Also that certain people are turned on by the idea of dressing, acting, and being […]
One of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the “neglected housewife,” who hasn’t seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. She’s lonely, sad, and most of all, horny enough that a random untested and potentially homicidal plumber at the door is enough to rile up her […]
It may not make any sense to those of us in the US of A, but according to the DailyMail, a new documentary in the UK is making waves for revealing a rather dastardly trend – women who use their good looks, some crafty lies, and the web to seduce men into buying them gifts. […]
In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it’s easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you’re reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it’s likely that you aren’t even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you’ve got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you’re-The-One, I’m-in-L-O-V-E […]
We’ve all been there: heartbroken, disappointed, self-conscious and a little depressed. Even if it was just a couple dates, rejection hurts. And in a world where the rejection can happen in the form of a ten-word text, it’s even tougher to move on. However, we must adjust to a progressing world, by accepting break ups […]
I remember as a young, naive teen, picking up issues of Cosmopolitan magazine and thinking how confusing sex seemed, from all the ridiculous sex tips they dished out. From what to wear to what to say and how to lay down (or stand up), it seemed like sex was a highly specific recipe that, if […]
In what is likely the weirdest book editing like, ever, psychiatrists around the world are currently working on updating the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (Or DSM-V), which is basically the Bible of Psychiatry. While I’m sure most of the edits would be complete gibberish to a person like me who can barely […]
Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn’t it? It’s so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it’s already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we’re lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided […]
Every morning, while I’m drinking my morning liquid cocaine coffee and perusing the interwebz for sex and dating news, I tend to look for stories that agree with our side – you know, that casual dating and staying single longer is healthy, and waiting for marriage is smart, both mentally and financially, and that sex […]
