It took everything in my power not to post photos of every celebrity’s Halloween costume today. I gave you the D. Wade as Justin Timberlake, sure, but what I wanted to give you was Kim Kardashian as a sexy leopard, Paris Hilton’s parents as cops (it’s funny cause their daughter’s a criminal! Ha! Ha!), Amanda […]
Welcome back to reality everyone, hope you had a fabulous Halloween weekend complete with partying and costumes and friends and some booty (also hope you wore a love glove because unlike you, STDs don’t take days off)! I personally decided to dress as the über-nerdy Nyota Uhura from Star Trek: The Original Series, which I […]
You can always count on Radar Online to really delve deep and find the hard hitting stories, like whether or not people have sex tapes or if Ashton is cheating on his grandma Demi Moore, and now, contrary to every other gossip site, they’re saying that the classy lady cops found in the bathroom during […]
Sometimes even the slightest detail can change everything in a story. Like, “the glove doesn’t fit,”or “I was in Vegas,” or “but he’s getting it removed.” One sentence change in the plot of a news story can completely alter a series of events. This is not one of those times. Turns out, the “call girl” […]
According to the DailyWhat, this pumpkin is supposed to look like Snooki. However, I feel like that’s a bit of an insult to the pumpkin because it doesn’t look like an alcoholic midget troll, it looks more like a classy Latina woman named Maria who wouldn’t ever refer to intercourse as “smushing” and would absolutely […]
It’s good to know you can always count on some things, like the mail, and 7-11 being open, and Charlie Sheen being a sloppy drunken mess. According to reports, Charlie Sheen was hospitalized this morning after being found naked in a trashed hotel room in New York City. Police said that Charlie was “highly intoxicated” […]
Two very special things are happening on the first Tuesday of November: one is an important event which solidifies our nation as a country that accepts free speech, the freedom to choose, and the ability to elect borderline psychotic human beings as leaders and role-models, and the other is Election Day (HA! See what I […]
Apparently, talking a suicide jumper off a ledge isn’t quite enough to save you from jail time! According to TMZ, rapper T.I. is going back to jail for probation violation resulting from an arrest last month where he was caught with a controlled substance. Despite officers from the suicide incident testifying on his behalf and […]
It’s been almost a week since our most recent naked celebrity scandal (I don’t know if you remember, but it was a certain elderly gentleman and his Vienna sausage) and I was starting to worry. What if I never got to see some celebrities’ junk that I never wanted to see in the first place […]
Don’t worry, you didn’t take too many Gummi vitamins this morning – it’s true: rapper T.I. (the same one who was released from a 7 month incarceration only to be arrested within a month for possession of ecstasy and codeine) is apparently now a LIFE-SAVING HERO. According to reports, when the rapper heard that a […]
