Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison FAIL HALLOWEEN.
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Celebrities
Heidi Klum Wins Halloween
Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we? Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, […]
Usher Gets Ass Handed To Him For Parking in Handicap Spot
Is it a story of a spoiled celebrity finally getting the narcissism beat out of them? Or a tale of Southern racism in full swing? We may never know for sure, although I’d like to believe it’s the former. According to the Superficial, R&B singer Usher stopped by the Little 5 Point Halloween Parade in […]
Reality Star Suing MTV For Sexual Assault… With a Toothbrush
No, that wasn’t a typo – Real World: Chicago star Tonya Cooley is suing MTV, its parent company, and two of her fellow castmates for allegedly sexually assaulting her with a toothbrush while she was passed out. According to TMZ, her castmates Kenny Santucci and Evan Starkman “rubbed [a fellow male cast member’s] toothbrush around […]
Lindsay Lohan is Doing Playboy
When you’re an actress whose been caught snorting your weight in cocaine, buying cocaine, being a terrible actress, looking like a bag of cocaine, and doing a ton of cocaine, you might think, hey, maybe I should clean up my act for a bit… show Hollywood and the rest of the world that I’m not […]
Rihanna Hits Up a Sex Shop
One time, my “friend” went to this sex shop. She had big plans for the night, so she wandered the aisles and was shocked (SHOCKED!) to realize at the cash register that she had managed to spend $250 at this sex shop. My “friend” couldn’t believe that she’d racked up that kind of bill at […]
Jamie Bell is a Smart Guy
Jamie Bell, a British actor best known for his role as a male ballerina in the movie Billy Elliot, is about to star in a remake of the movie Tintin directed by Steven Spielberg. In an interview with GQ, however, the most interesting detail was his very accurate answer to the question”What’s the best way […]
Rihanna’s New Music Video Won’t Piss Anyone Off I Bet
Rihanna on WhoSay What with the drug use, alcohol abuse, cigarettes, partial nudity, sex, stealing, and glorification of general debauchery, I don’t see any reason why any sort of morality groups could POSSIBLY GET ANGRY about this video. Right?
Shia LaBeouf Got Beat DOWN
Oh Shia. Shia Shia Shia. You were so TOUGH for a very brief few minutes in Transformers when you weren’t getting saved by a Chevy Tahoe-turned-robot-superhero! And you were also so tough that one time on the cover of Details magazine when you implied that you slept with Megan Fox even though she was married! […]
Soulja Boy Arrested
What I will never understand is why celebrities make such STUPID choices when breaking the law. When Lindsey Lohan got busted for her DUI, why didn’t she have a driver? When Paris Hilton got caught with cocaine, why didn’t she leave it in her 2,000-a-night hotel? When TI got out of jail, WHY DID HE […]