I had no idea who Heather Morris was until this morning, but that’s probably because I am a grown adult who doesn’t watch TV shows about high schoolers and she is a star on the TV show Glee. However, when the word “nude scandal” pops up on my news feed, what am I supposed to […]
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and maybe I should get a CAT scan because I’m pretty sure there is some irreversible brain damage going on.” I believe that’s how the old adage goes, right? It is surely true for actor Dennis Quaid, whose third […]
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sock my neighbor in the face and see if that’s the key to replacing my 95 Ford Escort with somethin’ a little classier. WISH ME LUCK!
I never thought it would make sense to say this again, but I have been struck with HULK-A-MANIA! According to TMZ, Hulk Hogan banged so many women after his divorce from ex-wife Linda that he doesn’t even remember the name of the woman in a sex tape that recently surfaced of the WWE star. Hulk […]
Ohhh RiRi, what are you DOING?!??!!? According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown’s new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. “What?!” you might ask? “Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat […]
It’s Wednesday again, which means I take off my WTF goggles and put on my hottie-hunter cap and jumpsuit (ew, that sounds rapey) for another edition of HUMP DAY HOTTIES, where the OBC staff finds you the sexiest lady of the week. This week, a gorgeous girl with a mouth like a sailor: Black Swan‘s […]
Just as The Superficial predicted yesterday morning, while Snooki claimed she wasn’t preggers to anyone who would listen, she was secretly preparing her US Weekly cover story entitled “OMG! I’m pregnant!” I’m sure someday her child will frame this masterpiece and put it on his bedroom wall, right next to his Snooki sex doll and […]
When I shout the word “SNOOKI!” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being […]
Just kidding. Or am I? I am. Naked pictures! But they’re fake. I think? Probably. They’re not. Yeah, I’m sorry, that was a vicious play on your emotions. But that’s what I went through last night when I heard the mind-blowing news that super-hot celebs Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks’ phones had been hacked, and […]
Last week we brought you the painfully uncomfortable video of teen idol Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet for his new movie, Dr. Suess’ The Lorax. His awkward giggle and clearly raised heart rate was enough to convince us that it was an honest mistake, and not some weird attempt at distancing […]
