Kanye Fell Down on Stage
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but Christina Aguilara has the best on-stage fall of all time.
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German Redneckmobile
No shirt? Check. Potentially life-ending hobby? Check. Rock music? Check. Unintelligible language? Check. Beer logo? Check. Secret jealousy that my life isn’t chill enough to ride a homemade beer-scooter down a road at sunset in Germany? CHECK CHECK CHECK. German or not, this video has everything to be included in the Redneck Video Hall of […]
Horrific Video From London Riots
I haven’t discussed much what’s been going on in London because honestly, it’s just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city. However, when I saw […]
Star Wars Porn Parody
I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again. And even if there is a teeny bit of a storyline, you fast forward through it […]
Best Tattoo Freakout Ever
Look, I’m not going to be one of those lying liars who says that getting a tattoo doesn’t hurt. Getting a tattoo f*cking HURTS. Someone is taking a needle attached to a GUN and injecting ink deep enough into your skin that it won’t rub off FOREVER, clearly the damage that they are doing is […]
Running Fail
Just to add to our ever-growing list of people failing at seemingly everyday, mundane tasks, here is a pretty blonde girl who apparently forgot how to put one foot in front of the other in a skill we call “running”. The best part, though, is definitely the title of the video, which in Russian translates […]
Redneck Rafting
Coming to you right on the heels of Redneck Tattoo Removal, we bring you another video that definitely uses some southern ambition – “Couch Surfing,” although we call it Redneck Rafting (or is it Redneck Tubing? Or Wakeboarding? Whatever). Complete with a mottled orange grandma couch, some “bros” with a lot of spare time, a […]
Banana Mascot Gets SCHOOLED
At the San Diego Padres stadium, there is a crew of men that come out during the seventh inning stretch and rake the sand in the field (this may be a common occurrence in baseball but I wouldn’t know because ick, baseball). One of these men decided a few years back that it would be […]
Redneck Tattoo Removal
No offense to people who live in the South, but I’ve been watching this documentary about the history of America and it kind of seems like the whole culture of the South is the worst? Like they wanted to keep slaves SO BAD that they were willing to go to WAR over it? And then […]
British Driver Chases Down Hit and Run Suspect
Vigilante justice, would, in most cases, be frowned upon by the police and society as being dangerous and counter-productive to the justice system. You are in no cases expected or encouraged to chase a criminal down, as it could result in more injury – of yourself or others. However, in this case, where some C-WORD […]