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Some days, you just need a video to make you say, “yeah, my life’s not that bad.” You might be having a long week or you’re catching a cold or you just found out Trader Joe’s raised the price of Charles Shaw, but think of it this way – you didn’t get an AXE to […]
You know we’re all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims “VD is […]
It’s only Tuesday and already it’s been a rough week. Frat racism, rampant old hag racism and horrific dead babies are just the start of it, and we’re feeling exhausted and ready to crawl under the covers until Friday. Luckily, one fun thing happened that is brightening this dismal week, and it comes in the […]
These days, it’s all about going green. Driving a low-emission vehicle, buying your produce from a farmer’s market, using shampoo that was NEVER tested on animals, of course. And now apparently we should be going green in the bedroom, with the invention of L. brand toxin-free, carbon-consciously manufactured condoms. Their marketing ploy? Be a “real” man: […]
After the clusterf*ck that was the Super Bowl yesterday, the REAL show happened – Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart had themselves an EPIC lip sync battle on Jimmy Fallon’s talk show. We could try and explain the madness, but we’ll let Will show you the magic himself:
As we creep ever closer to Christmas, the stress is hitting. Still haven’t bought those last few presents. Still haven’t packed for my Christmas Eve flight. Still don’t know how to get out of going to Christmas mass. So we gotta say we’re a little jealous of how much fun this BBC reporter seemed to […]
The holidays are nearly here, and for some of us that means heading to church for a holiday service with our families. Unless you’re a regular church-goer (in which case, more power to ya), the service is usually uncomfortable, awkward, and ENTIRELY TOO LONG. You’re left wondering WHY you didn’t come up with a better […]
This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we’ve ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You’ll feel a lot better about getting booty – and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it’s one from OBC).
It’s Thursday, and we’re starting to jones for the weekend. Ready to toss back a few shots and kick back with our friends and maybe get our dance on and DEFINITELY find a booty call nearby using OBC. SOME of us, maybe those who live in California or Colorado or New York or one of […]
