Look at this Dog
Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of another animal) that has better memory and rhythm than any American I know.
Funny Videos
Don’t Drink and Shopping Cart
Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a curb and face-planting into the hot asphalt makes me never want to drink again. And the other something about this video makes me want to crack open a beer, watch it again, and laugh. What to do, […]
Worst Morning News Performance Ever
Just when you thought that morning newscasts couldn’t possibly become less watchable… when you thought that there was nothing in the world more embarrassing than a watching the forced, awkward jokes of 75 year old weathermen with Botoxed earlobes, a gem like this comes around and reminds you that in the entertainment world, morning news […]
This Robot Serves Multiple Purposes
While I applaud the scientists at UC Berkeley for their thousands of man hours put into furthering the public’s knowledge of robotics, and am very impressed that they were able to make a machine capable of feeling textures, matching colors and pairing things, I’m pretty sure the phrase isn’t “‘Menial chore you can do naked […]
The Snazzy Napper
So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some friends from out of town or visit with your fam- OKAY OKAY I DON’T […]
Timmy’s Cover of ‘Telephone’ By Lady Gaga
Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ’d rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,‘ despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in his skivvies in the background. Now, he’s classing it up with a newly remodeled kitchen and t-shirt that fits, but we can still feel […]
Chinese Guy Sings ‘Before He Cheats’
Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station’s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he’s an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can’t sing doesn’t mean he can’t have dreams of stardom, you know. Don’t […]
McNugget Rage
Here are two facts that you may not have known about me: 1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets so much, I’d have eaten them morning, noon, and night, and also maybe at dusk, and at dawn, and every 15 minutes in between, because who doesn’t like battered chicken parts fried to golden perfection, […]
Strippers Vs. Church Goers: The Saga Continues
These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK CHECK.
BasilMarceaux.com
Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken eloquence.