Pole Dancing For Jesus
I have five questions. 1. WHY 2. WHY 3. WHY 4. WHY 5. “On Knees for Jesus”? WHYWHYWHYWHY?!
Funny Videos
24 Hour Ghetto Workout
I guess this guy is right… someone who has been incarcerated would probably know a lot about working out with minimal equipment. And yeah, men who live in, as he calls it, “the ghetto,” are probably more likely to have been incarcerated at some point in their life due to the unfortunate combination of lack […]
World Record Belly Flop
As if my stomach didn’t already hate me for the treachery I put it through last night, I had to see this video, wherein one lunatic breaks the world record for highest dive into a shallow pool. I thought I might be able to hold all this green beer and cabbage down, but with how […]
Royce G. Garrison Performs Mariah Carey In His Grandma’s Basement
On one hand, you’ve got to give this guy some credit for having the balls to upload this to the perpetually judgmental and evil internet, and for having the ability to laugh at himself, and for paving the way for our own generation of pajama’d performers like Timmy and his Lady Gaga covers. On the […]
The Situation Bombed at the Trump Roast
TWO JERSEY SHORE POSTS IN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS? It’s official, guys, all this internet activity is turning my brain to mush. However, this video was absolutely, unavoidably necessary, because it shows our least favorite of the Jersey Shore crew utterly BOMBING on stage at last night Roast of Donald Trump. I’ve never thought the roasts were […]
Zach Galiafinakis Hosts SNL, Is Awesome Again
Our favorite bearded comedian hosted SNL again this weekend and true to form, he showed every future host what they’re up against. Within the first five minutes, in fact, we were given better material than most of the season in his hilarious monologue which was equal parts stand up comedy and… dressing like little orphan […]
‘The Kings Speech’ Porn Spoof
Of all the Academy Award nominated films that came out this past year, which one did you think would end up with a porn parody? Black Swan, because of it’s hot lesbian action? The Fighter, whose spoof name would obviously be The Biter? Winter’s Bone, which ALREADY HAS BONE IN THE TITLE? Nope, nope, nope. […]
Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog
I’m really impressed that Alan Simpson, 4000 years old though he is, knows about all the hottest new tracks. I mean, have you guys heard Enema Man’s new album? It’s SUPER sick. And don’t even get me started on the most recent Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog single, that song’s gonna be played in all of, […]
Snake Bites Woman’s Big Fake Boob
To start us off this rainy Monday morning, I figured I’d share this video that is both cringe-worthy and simultaneously hilarious. In it, you’ll see a poor, hungry snake being molested by a woman who quite clearly is paid money to have sex on camera. After a few seconds of misery, the snake decides to […]
Woman Dancing At Record Store MIGHT Be Crazy
I don’t know if you all are old enough to remember “record stores,” because they definitely don’t exist anymore. If you’re completely lost, they were like if iTunes and Wal Mart mixed together and became a big store with ONLY music in the form of CDs and vinyl records. CALM DOWN, I know it […]