Good Morning From a Dog Who Hates Low Fat Lamb Jerky
That’s how I feel about all low fat food items too, dog. Get them out of my face, they are terrifying.
Funny Videos
Two Minutes of People Walking Into Things
It’s FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven’t yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here’s a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at ’em. TGIF, WARRIORS!
Community College Smoke Free Campus Video is Just What You’d Expect
When I was a kid, sometimes my dad would make fun of the music I would listen to, by imitating the crappy lyrics or dance moves that *N’sync the very cool bands would do in their music videos. It would INFURIATE me. He just DIDN’T understand that Justin and I would someday be married what […]
French Commercial Makes Monday Worth Living
We’ve seen some hilarious condom ads in the last few years, haven’t we? From the balloon animal sex commercial, to the delaying effect condom ad, the Father’s Day ad and this banned gem (all from Durex, King of Condom Ads), America has gotten their share of some gut-busting prophylactic commercials, that’s for sure. But this […]
Twilight Fan Has Some Words For Kristen Stewart
Yesterday was a dramatic day for fans of the teen vampire book/movie series, Twilight. Despite their belief that their favorite on and off-screen lovers, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, were MADE FOR EACH OTHER <3<3<3, they were rudely awakened to reality when reports (with photographic evidence) surfaced that Kristen had cheated on Rob with her […]
Husband Pranks Wife in Spectacular Fashion
We at OBC aren’t big on marriage. Sure, many of our members have found love and have decided to join themselves in “holy matrimony,” but for the most part, we think it’s just a legality that generally turns into couples hating each other and both suffering mentally, emotionally, and often monetarily in the end. However, […]
Which is More Awesome?
Some days just start out better than others. Maybe it’s because you remembered to set up your coffee maker the night before so you woke up to the smell of Starbucks. Or maybe it’s because you didn’t eat pancakes for dinner (for once) so you woke up feeling spry! Or maybe it’s because you got […]
Sarah Silverman Has a Proposal For Sheldon Adelson
Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a “comedy” blog, or a “pop culture” blog, or a “you thought you wouldn’t vomit today but you were WRONG” blog. However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn’t be ignored by anyone, […]
SOTS Thursday
Since we all know that the Song of the Week is without a doubt Frank Ocean’s heartbreaking ballad, “Bad Religion,” I realized that when it came to the #SOTS Thursday post, I might as well make it something silly, and fun, to lift spirits and give everyone a morning burst of OKOKOKOK I’m lying. I […]
Obama Has 99 Problems But Mitt Ain’t One
No matter your politics, I think we’re all pretty aware of the fact that Barack Obama is one smooth dude. Even if you disagree with Obamacare (you shouldn’t) or don’t support gay marriage (you should), when the President of the United States does something as panty-dropping as singing an Al Green song mid-speech, you GOTTA […]