Heyyy, buddy. Wake up, sleepy head. It’s early, I know, but it’s time to start the day! Here, have some coff- Oh, oh I see. You’ve got a case of the morning woods. That’s a little embarrassing, but don’t worry! I have something that will take care of that no problem. What’s that? Oh, haha. […]
It’s Wednesday! We’re (almost) halfway there! Although when you think about it, halfway isn’t really all that great. It’s like, think back to everything you’ve done since Monday morning, and now think about doing it all over again, with an additional 12 hours of stuff. Unless you’re a rich celebrity whose most stressful assignment was […]
HAAAAPPPPPYYY MONDAY AFTER CINCO DE MAYO, EVERYONE! How’s your head? How’s your tummy? How do you feel when I say the words “chopped liver and onions”? So strange that within we’d find two videos in a week in which men are amicably teasing the women in their lives, but you know what they say, “when […]
Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!) A) I have never seen the Matrix. I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I […]
I don’t know a lot about cars. Hell, I basically know NOTHING. What’s a carburator? What’s a spark plug? WHAT IS A RADIATOR? WHO KNOWS?! I do know how to drive a car with a manual transmission, thanks to a high school day-long adventure full of near death traffic accidents and lots of crying. And […]
Good morning, everyone! It’s FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY! It came so quickly this week, didn’t it? Just kidding – it took forever to get here and is going to take forever to end. So we shan’t waste this great day – let’s start this morning off with a hilarious video out of Puerto Rico (by the […]
You know I can’t say no to hilarious local news gaffe. See Example A,Example B, Example C, Example D, and of course, Example D, all of the above. However, I think the best one might be this one, from now-fired local news anchor AJ Clemente, who ON HIS FIRST SEGMENT, DURING HIS FIRST DAY ON […]
I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment on.
Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail – when we’re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on […]
No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see who has the sexiest moves? Or is it […]
