Casey Anthony Might Do Porn
You know how sometimes you’re accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you did it but it sure LOOKS like you did it, and at this point even YOU’RE not sure if you did it, and you go to court and are miraculously acquitted even though all signs point to you killing a baby and then covering it up and then accusing your father? And everyone hates you because you’re a selfish little entitled despicable excuse for a mother?
No? Yeah, me neither, so I guess I can’t really judge Casey Anthony, nor can I judge the fact that she may end up in porn. Broke and basically unemployable, that may be her only chance to get out of debt. And according to TMZ, that may be the way she goes, because porn boss Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment has already decided to offer the acquitted murderer a deal in the skin-flick industry.
According to Hirsch:
“Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”
Class act, that Steve Hirsch. While you can’t fault the guy for knowing how to run a business, you could probably fault him for trying to make money off one of the saddest things that’s happened in America in the past year (not the verdict, guys, I know the American Justice system did its job correctly. The murder of a child.), and you could probably fault him for whatever titles he’s thinking up in his head at this very moment. Gross, Steve. Gross.